Xelloss: Ahh, welcome, welcome! You're just in time for the 3 millionth annual Mazoku Picnic! We have on every Halloween, and it's always such a FUN occasion! Look, there's Deep Sea Dolphin! HEY DEEP SEA! How's it going?
Deep Sea:Bring me… dancing frogs! All hail the imperial pudding! There are lizards in my pants…
Xelloss: Uh… I'm fine too. Oh look! There's Gaav, horking down enough potato salad to choke a horse. And there's his faithful lapdog, Valgarv! Look at what a cute couple they make… Gaav inhaling the salad, Val tenderly wiping flecks of potato from his master's bushy eyebrows… *sigh* Ain't love grand? Hey guys! What's up?
Gaav: *looks up, snorts and goes back to the potato salad*
Val: *snarl* Fucking fruitcake…
Xelloss: Will I see you guys at the pumpkin-carving contest later? *ducks as a bowl flies by his head* Okay, until then!
Look out, low flying lesser Mazoku. I swear, they out to have leash laws…
Ah, there's Phibby on the playground again. Every year he makes a beeline for the swings you know. Makes his minions push him. Oh, would you look at that? Dinner is almost ready! What are we having this year, hmm…? *sniffs* Ah, crab! ^_^
Shaburanigdo (piece 3): What the HELL?! Is this somebody's idea of a JOKE?! CRAB?!!!!
Dynast: I'm sure nobody meant anything sir…
Shaburanigdo: Yeah, right, my ass! Xelloss, I'm looking in your direction you fruity little fucker!
Xelloss: Me? I'm afraid I don't understand. Why would I want crab for the main course?
Shaburanigdo: You idiot! You know damn well I look like the main course at Red Lobster!!
Dynast: Wouldn't that be LOBSTER, not crab?
Shaburanigdo: Shut up, brat! Somebody better get me a freaking steak right the hell now!
Xelloss: ^_^ Mistress!
Xelas: Hello pet. I agree with Shabby, where the hell is all the red meat?! I hope this isn't one of those rip-off 'kill your own' deals… I'm wearing my best skirt!
Xelloss: And what a lovely view it affords, Mistress!
Xelas: Thank you, Xelloss.
Phibby: Would everyone PLEASE stop taking the name of my playground in vain?!
Val: Aww, go to hell, pip-squeak!
Phibby: SEE?! That's what I'm talking about!
Xelloss: He licks more than boots…
Val: *weird flush*
Gaav: Pass the potato salad…
Deep Sea: Divert executioner... four letters, three letters…
I wanna try again
Take me Home, I've had enough