Okay people. It's October. That means I am faaaaaaar too busy to write an article this month since I need to focus all my attention on Halloween. So the darling Micala has written the following FOR me because I am a lazy jackass. Enjoy!

Now, let me get this clear across to you. I love Gackt. I, unlike N, know that Gackt is the messiah and that he’s delaying the second coming to promote his acting career.

But N has been schooling me in the Dark arts (or at least, I stole her “Dark Arts for Dummies” book) and because of this, I have discovered a terrible, deep dark secret that Gackt has been hiding.

I ask you to brace yourself. What I am about to reveal may shock you. I am about to reveal why Gackt left Malice Mizer.

Now, we all know that Mana molested Gackt on several occasions. During rehearsal, during performance, in the shower – but no one knows about the secret conspiracy to hide the fact that Mana has no natural voice. In order to communicate, he must find a special person with the ability to listen to his supernatural voice.

Gackt is one of those special people.

Mana did not only molest, but he bullied Gackt psychically! He made Gackt do all sorts of demeaning things, like sew his outfits and do his laundry.

Now, it wouldn’t have been so bad if the other members of the band didn’t think that Gackt was insane. Because, after all, only Gackt could hear Mana’s voice. But they did, and so Gackt lost his only allies, and finally left the band.

It happened something like this:

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: How dare you say that to me!

Kozi: *whispering to Kami* He’s doing it again….

Kami: Is there something you have to share with us, Gackt?

Gackt: Huh?

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: No, I will not take your dress to the dry-cleaners!

Kozi, Yu-ki and Kami: *scoot away*

And with my amazin’ powers of the all-knowing, I discovered their last conversation. It went something like this.

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: You can’t say that to me!

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: I had enough of you abusing me! I can’t take it anymore!

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: *open window**jump out**runs back* How dare you push me!

Mana: *stares blankly*

Gackt: Fine! I’m leaving!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Gackt left Malice Mizer! But then Mana found another victim, Klaha, who refused to submit to his domineering ways and went and broke them up.

Damn Klaha.